Dirty Jokes

Back in the day, when they stamped each can in the grocery store with a sticker price, there was a store employee doing just that. Standing in the aisle next to him was a lady trying to figure out what she wanted. The employee smelled that this lady had let …

I saw this funny sign on the bathroom door that said, ‘Bathroom out of order due to renovations. Please use floor below.’ They didn’t even put down paper or anything.

You’re never too poor for good toilet paper. That’s a law.

Q: What’s the connection between the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper? A: They both travel around Uranus looking for Klingons.

Q: What do the Starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common? A: They both circle Uranus searching for Klingons.

Sperm 1: How much longer tell we get to the egg?Sperm 2: We’ve still got a long way to go. We’re only half way down the esophagus.

An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, “OK, but do you realize they won’t be as effective?” The old man says, “Listen sonny, I’m 80 years old. I don’t want them …

A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The man approached his father one day before the wedding and told him about his problem. His feet REALLY stunk, even if he washed them …

When you’re neckin’ with yer honey And your nose is kinda runny You might think it’s funny… But it’s not.

Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.