A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. “Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!” the farmer answered.
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Cow: Why don’t you shoo those flies? Bull: I’ll let them go barefoot!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the farmer who
Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the snobby cow?
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Přečíst celý »Does running out of a
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!
Přečíst celý »How did cows feel when the branding iron was
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented? They were very impressed!
Přečíst celý »How did that bullfight come out?
How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!
Přečíst celý »How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
How did the calf’s final exam turn out? Grade A!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
Přečíst celý »How did the farmer find his lost cow?
How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down
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