How do bulls drive their cars? They steer them!
Přečíst celý »How do you make a milkshake?
How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
Přečíst celý »How does a cow do math?
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
Přečíst celý »How to you know that cows will be in
How to you know that cows will be in heaven? It’s a place of udder delight.
Přečíst celý »I can’t decide whether to buy a
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow? I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
Přečíst celý »I hear you take milk baths.
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why? I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
Přečíst celý »If you crossed a cow
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
Přečíst celý »If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? “Beeflt!”
Přečíst celý »If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks,
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get? Milk and quackers!
Přečíst celý »If you had a gun and you were being chased by a
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!
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