If you make a cow angry, how will she get even? She’ll cream you!
Přečíst celý »In what state will you find the most cows?
In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
Přečíst celý »Is there big money in the cattle business?
Is there big money in the cattle business? So I’ve herd!
Přečíst celý »I’ve just discovered a method for making wool out
I’ve just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn’t that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
Přečíst celý »Pa’s being
Pa’s being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
Přečíst celý »Teacher: Name five things that contain milk.
Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows!
Přečíst celý »That bull you sold
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
Přečíst celý »That tornado damage your cow barn any?
That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven’t found the durn thing yet!
Přečíst celý »What animals do you bring
What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves.
Přečíst celý »What are cows favorite party games?
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
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