What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cow with no front legs?
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
Přečíst celý »What do you call a group of cattle sent into
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a sleeping
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
Přečíst celý »What do you call a tired cow?
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cow that doesn’t give
What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk? A milk dud!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby?
What do you call a cow that’s just had a baby? De-calfinated!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener? A lawn moo-er.
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