3 Stages of Sex: 1. House Sex – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room. 2. Bedroom Sex – After you’ve been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom. 3. Hall Sex – After you’ve been married …
Přečíst celý »Seek and Ye Shall Find…
On a senior citizens bus tour, while the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in the driver’s ear. She said, ”Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of her complaint, but promised he would check into it …
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Q: What is the thing that you keep on looking for, but when you find it, you throw it away? A: A booger.
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A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted. The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them. The husband looked confused again. He asked the …
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Alien Haserection The Adventures of Prudo Snatch
Přečíst celý »Saving Her Butt
A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was away. His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear.Distraught, she asked her husband to unscrew the seat and drive her to the doctor.When they got to the doctor’s …
Přečíst celý »Sabrina Matthews: Refusing Airplane Restrooms
I refuse to go to the bathroom on an airplane because if I’m gonna die in a cartwheeling ball of flames, it is not gonna be in a flying outhouse with my pants around my ankles.
Přečíst celý »Rusty Ward: Cremation
I’m thinking, when I finally go, when my time is up, I’d like to be cremated. Most people when they’re cremated, they want their ashes to be released over the ocean or maybe the grave of a loved one. I’d like to be sprinkled over the food of someone I …
Přečíst celý »Russian Vodka Urine
A Russian guy comes across a bottle of vodka on the street. He picks it up and a genie comes out, “You are my master. You now have one wish.”The Russian man says, “I would like to piss vodka.”When the he gets home, he tells his wife to get two …
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Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I’m getting a little behind in my work!
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