One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news,” God said. Adam looked at God and said, “Well, give me the good news first.” Smiling, God explained, “I’ve got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. …
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine’s? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
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What did the dad say when his son said, ”Dad I’m tired of walking in circles? ”Shut up kid or I’ll nail your other foot to the ground.”
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“Mommy, Mommy! Where have all your scabs gone?” “Shut up and eat your corn flakes.”
Přečíst celý »Microwaves
Q: What’s brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
Přečíst celý »Men With No Arms or Legs
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?A: Who knows — it’s never been done.
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Q: Why are men like diapers?A: They are always on your ass and full of sh*t, and thankfully, they’re disposable.
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An old man and his wife went to the doctor’s office. The doctor asked the man for a blood, urine and feces sample.The man was slightly deaf and said, “What?”The doctor said, “I need a blood, urine and feces sample.”The man still looked puzzled, so his wife leaned over and …
Přečíst celý »Maxi Pad to the Fart
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
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