“It”s awful scary in these woods, mister!” “You”re telling me, I have to walk out of them by myself!”
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I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it. Once he was in the doctor’s office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first …
Přečíst celý »How does herpes leave the hospital?
How does herpes leave the hospital? On crotches.
Přečíst celý »Holy Water + Castor Oil
Q: What do you get when you mix holy water with castor oil?A: A religious movement.
Přečíst celý »Holding It In
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public? A: A private tooter.
Přečíst celý »Hiney Bubbles
What’s gross? Farting in the bathtub. What’s grosser than that? Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
Přečíst celý »Having to Take a Whisper
Once there was a liitle boy in church. He had to go to the bathroom so he told his mother, ”Mommy, I have to piss.” The mother said, ”Son don’t say piss in church. Next time you have to piss, say, ‘whisper’ because it is more polite. The next Sunday, …
Přečíst celý »Happy Birthdead To You
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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