Dirty Jokes

Yo’ Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, “Fourth bottle from the left.”

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, I asked what was for dinner, she spread her legs and said, “Tuna surprise.”

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo’ Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.