Two cannibals are eating dinner, and one says, “I hate my mother-in-law.” The other replies, “Well, just eat your noodles then.”
Přečíst celý »Did you hear….?
Did you hear about the man who drank 5 gallons of tea? He drowned in his teepee!
Přečíst celý »Depressed Proctologist
Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? He’s been feeling down in the dumps.
Přečíst celý »Definition of Agony
Q: What is the definition of agony? A: A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.
Přečíst celý »Deep in the Fourth Quarter
Two hunters were stalking through the forest when one said to the other that he has to take a dump. His friend replies, “Well, go in the bushes.” “What should I use to wipe my ass?” he asks. “Use a dollar bill,” his friend says. A few minutes later, the …
Přečíst celý »Dan Cronin: Male or Female Restroom
Shouldn’t they put the words ‘men’ and ‘women’ on the bathroom doors? Just ‘men’ and ‘women.’ Sometimes, they get creative: they do pictures and symbols, and you’ve got to guess which one you are. People hate that. They have a few beers, and then they get down there, they’re just …
Přečíst celý »Damon Williams: Canadian Lap Dance
I don’t really like strip clubs, but I got a cousin, he got strippers in his budget… So we’re hangin’ out in Canada, and if you’ve ever been to Canada, you know they have totally nude strippers — naked nude. And they sellin’ lap dances for $20, and he’s buyin’ …
Přečíst celý »Craig Anton: Different Kind of Comic
I’m a different type of comic. I tend to start slow and then just kind of — urinate on myself.
Přečíst celý »Corpsalicious!
One day a medical professor and his class were standing over a corpse and the professor said, ”There are two things to being a medical forensicist. First: Don’t fear anything.” After saying that, the professor shoved his middle finger up the corpse’s anus and licked it. He then told the …
Přečíst celý »Constipation: The Movie
Did you hear about the new movie “Constipation?” It hasn’t come out yet.
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