Q: What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?A: A whopper with cheese.
Přečíst celý »Beaver
Johnny was playing outside when he really had to go to the bathroom. He runs in and his grandma was about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it’s a beaver, Johnny.” The next day the same thing happens, only his …
Přečíst celý »Bank Robbers
Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. “We didn’t find any money, but we got something to eat,” he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next …
Přečíst celý »Baldy Pants
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets? A: He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
Přečíst celý »Baby Jobs
Three triplets in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, “I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here.” The second one says, “I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here.” …
Přečíst celý »Baby Zombies
Q: What’s worse than finding 10 zombie babies in one garbage can? A: Finding one zombie baby in 10 garbage cans.
Přečíst celý »Baby Drink
Q: How do you make a baby drink? A: Stick it in the blender.
Přečíst celý »Archeological Gag
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Přečíst celý »An Old Fart
A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. While sitting in her new room, she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately straighten her up. After a while, she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back to put …
Přečíst celý »Amish Life
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass? A: A mechanic!
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