Q: What do you call nuts on a wall? A: Walnuts. Q: What do you call nuts on your chest? A: Chestnuts. Q: What do you call nuts on your chin? A: A penis in your mouth.
Přečíst celý »Always Bring the Fingers
A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, “Give me the fingers, and I’ll see what I can do.” The injured man repies, “But I don’t have the fingers!” “Why didn’t you bring them?” the doctor asks. …
Přečíst celý »A Scot’s Tale
One misty Scottish morning a man is driving through the hills to Inverness. Suddenly out of the mist, a massive red-haired highlander steps into the middle of the road. The man is at least six feet four, has a huge red beard and, despite the wind, mist, and near freezing …
Přečíst celý »A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming like the passengers in his car.
Přečíst celý »A Piece of Ass
Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and everyone elses’ stinks.
Přečíst celý »A Little Cannibalism Humor
Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?
Přečíst celý »A Hooker & a Bungee Jump
Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re dead.
Přečíst celý »A Daring New Position
Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I’ll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
Přečíst celý »A Crappy Trait
Q: Why is diarrhea hereditary? A: It runs in your genes.
Přečíst celý »A Clitoris, an Anniversary and a Toilet
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss them.
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