On the day of her wedding to Prince Edward, Sophie gets dressed and realizes that she forgot her shoes. Panic sets in until her sister loans her another pair of shoes. Unfortunately they are a bit too small and at the end of the night Sophie’s feet are in agony.The …
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One day, a guy was approached by a rich man who said, “If you marry my daughter, I will give you my house and all of my money.” Sure enough the guy says yes. The rich man then warned him that his daughter had been in a terrible car accident …
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A rich lady gives her butler the night off because she is going out on a date. When she arrives back home from the date she saw the butler was still home and sitting in the front room. The rich lady approaches the butler and requests that he remove her …
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A hooker brings a client to her condo on Lake Shore Drive in Chicago. The client asks her if she gives good hand jobs.“You see this condo? I bought it by giving good hand jobs.”Her client tells her to give him a hand job. Afterwards, he is impressed and asks …
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A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.” The next day, the women arrives …
Přečíst celý »The Queen
Once upon a time, there was a king who thought that his officers were going to try to have sex with his queen. So he made all of his officers put on tight pants and told them that if anyone got a boner their head would be chopped off. So …
Přečíst celý »The Praying Parrot
A middle aged woman lived alone except for her pet, a male parrot. The woman was very proud of her parrot because it would sit in the bottom of its cage, cross its wings, and pray. She was also a devout church goer and would often brag to the congregation …
Přečíst celý »The Pig Lover
Once there was a guy that went in a whorehouse and says, “What can I get for five bucks?” The madam says, “Second door on the right and f**k whatever is there.” He goes, sees a pig, figured “Whaddya want for five bucks?” and f**ks it. The next week he …
Přečíst celý »The Pickle Factory
Bill has worked in a pickle factory for several years. One day he confesses to his wife that he has a terrible urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggests that he see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill vows to overcome this rash …
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Q: What’s the difference between light and hard? A: You can go to sleep with the light on.
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