A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and asks, “Is this some kind of joke?”
Přečíst celý »The Offspring
A birch and a beech tree grow up side by side in the forest. One day, a sapling grows between them, and each swears that it’s not their son. The beech thinks it’s a son-of-a-birch, and the birch thinks it’s a son-of-a-beech. To settle it, they enlist the help of …
Přečíst celý »The Newlyweds and the Doorknob
A newlywed couple arrives in their sumptuous honeymoon suite, and it turns out they are both virgins. Brought up the old traditional way, neither of them really knows how to have sex. So after about half a painful hour of abortive attempts to get it on, an idea occurs to …
Přečíst celý »The Newlywed Game
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon gets to the hotel room. When they start to have sex, the wife says that she has something to confess. The husband says, “I will love you no matter what it is, tell me.” So the wife tells him that she is actually extremely …
Přečíst celý »The New Recruit
A man joins the navy and is shipped out immediately to an aircraft carrier in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. The captain is showing the new recruit around the ship, when the recruit asks the captain what the sailors do to satisfy their urges when they’re at sea for …
Přečíst celý »The New Motorcycle
This guy buys a new motorcycle. The salesperson tells him that when it rains to go outside and rub Vaseline on it because it makes it look nice and shiny. Later that night, he goes to eat at his girlfriend’s house, and the rule at thier house is if you …
Přečíst celý »The Native American Clock
A cowboy rides in the desert and comes upon a Native American lying naked with a hard-on. He asks, “What are you doing?”The naked man replies, “I’m finding out the time — it is 12:15.”The cowboy looks at his watch and thinks, “Wow, it really is 12:15.”The cowboy continues and …
Přečíst celý »The Mother F*cker
This guy walks into a bar and goes up to a man sitting at the bar. He says, ”I just fucked your mother and I did it in your bed and I fucked her doggie style and I even made her give me a blowjob. What do you think about …
Přečíst celý »The Mortician’s Big Discovery
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.“I’m sorry, Mr. Schwartz,” says the mortician, “But I can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.”The mortician …
Přečíst celý »The Midget
Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse? He got a twat in the face.
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