Did you hear about the man that was born with both sexes? He had a dick and a brain!
Přečíst celý »The Mailbox
A man moved into a new apartment, and he decided to go and check his mail. The next thing he knows, a beautiful woman is standing in front of him and she has a robe on and she opens it and the man notices she has nothing on underneath. He …
Přečíst celý »The Lucky Salesman
A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!” He replies, “It’s not for sale.” The woman says, “Please I want that one,” again he says it’s not for sale. The woman says, …
Přečíst celý »The Lollipop Line
An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in.The old lady asks one of the women, “Why are you in line?”The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, “We’re waiting in line for a free lollipop.”So the old lady …
Přečíst celý »The Little Crab
There were two little crabs who met in Florida every year. One year when they arrived, one little crab was shivering terribly. The other crab asked why and he said, “I got a ride here on a man’s moustache. He drove so fast, I was freezing.” “Well,” the other crab …
Přečíst celý »The Lady, the Pickle and the Mailman
There was this one lady that bought a jar of pickles every week .So she puts the pickle in the hole on her floor and starts humping it then the mailman rings the doorbell and she gets up, kicks the pickle and gets the mail. The next day she does …
Přečíst celý »The Lady and the Facelift
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, ”Sir, how old do you think I am”? The man replies ”You’re 30, right?” She says ”No, I’m 47, but nice …
Přečíst celý »The Key to Heaven
Mother Superior called a young novice into her office one evening. ”Now dear, I want you to give the Father his nightly bath. You are to do as he tells you and be sure to report to me in the morning,” she said. The novice agreed to do as she …
Přečíst celý »The Jolly Green Giant
Why did the Jolly Green Giant get kicked out of the garden? Statuatory rape of a gourd.
Přečíst celý »The Husband’s Best Friend
A woman meets with her lover, who is also her husband’s best friend.They make love for hours. Afterwards, as they lie in bed, the phone rings. Since it’s the woman’s house, she picks up the receiver. The best friend listens, only hearing her side of the conversation:“Hello? Oh, hi… I’m …
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