One day, a farmer was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his cow. The vet took one look at the cow, stuck a tube up the cow’s …
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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. All he needed to do was somehow get to the airport, and then he’d be home-free. …
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Cover charge: $15Round of drinks: $23Table dance: $30A round of shots: $34Private dance in your hotel room: $300Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: priceless.
Přečíst celý »The Businessman’s Medical Problem
A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if …
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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows …
Přečíst celý »The Black Condom
A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you’ve got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we’re all full.” “Aw, please I really need some …
Přečíst celý »The Bill Clinton Sale
Q: Did you hear about the Bill Clinton sale at clothing stores on President’s Day?A: All pants half off.
Přečíst celý »The Best Pub for Free Drinks
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman sit in a pub and discuss the best pubs around.The Englishman says, “There’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every one that you buy.”The Scot is not impressed and says, “That’s nothing! In the …
Přečíst celý »The Best Kind of Housekeeping
One day Stan comes home from a hard day at work. He sees his wife bending down to clean the floor under the sofa. So Stan goes over to his wife and starts fucking her from behind. After he finishes, he gives her a hard smack to the head. His …
Přečíst celý »The Bear Hunter
A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning out, Bill goes out on his own. He comes to a clearing on a hill overlooking a field and sees a bear slowly strolling across the field. He gets the bear in his sites …
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