A man wants to join the Big Dick Club, and heads down to the club to apply. The receptionist looks at him skeptically and asks him how large his dick is. “18 inches,” he replies, proudly. To his surprise, the receptionist begins laughing uncontrollably, and the man leaves in shame. …
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Once upon a time there was a 98-year old woman whose billionaire husband died. The woman had inherited all of her deceased husband’s fortune and decided she would see if she could remarry herself a fine young man. So, she walked into a bar and announced to all the men …
Přečíst celý »The Bachelor’s Life
A mid 20’s bachelor walks into a grocery store to pick up the necessities (a case of beer, toilet paper, a tv guide and some frozen dinners). He goes to the checkout and the young lady cashier looks at him and says, ”Wow, you must be single”. The man smiles …
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, “I guess we answered that question!”
Přečíst celý »The Amazing Health Computer
One day, Jeffrey complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." "Don’t do that! There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything, quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will …
Přečíst celý »The Aggie, the Longhorn, and the Goat
An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the …
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When the ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice: “Listen up kids! There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of you males, take off your penises and …
Přečíst celý »Simple Men and Light Bulbs
Q: How many men does it take to screw a light bulb into a socket?A: One — because men will screw anything.
Přečíst celý »Sign on the Brothel
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?A: Beat it. We’re closed.
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