Why don’t blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco? Because their balls hang out!
Přečíst celý »Salesman: A New One, Really
A travelling salesman’s car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. He gets out and tries to find something close by — and comes upon a farm. Not believing his luck, he knocks on the door, and a farmer answers. “Sir,” says the salesman. “Could you help me? My car’s …
Přečíst celý »SAG Meeting
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? A. “If we don’t get some support here people are going to think were nuts.”
Přečíst celý »Safety Curls
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly?A: So you don’t poke your eye out.
Přečíst celý »Safe Sex for Rednecks
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
Přečíst celý »Safe Sex
How did Bill Clinton practice safe sex? He didn’t light the cigar.
Přečíst celý »Safe Married Sex
Q: What’s a man’s definition of safe sex?A: When his wife’s out of town.
Přečíst celý »Safe Blonde Sex
Q: How did the blonde prepare for safe sex?A: She installed a padded headboard.
Přečíst celý »Sad Rooster
Q: Why was the rooster so unhappy? A: He only got laid once, and it was by his mother.
Přečíst celý »Sabrina Matthews: National Coming Out Day
So, it’s National Coming Out Day. I’m walking through Dallas/Fort Worth airport. I got my National Coming Out Day t-shirt on ’cause I’m proud — got a sweatshirt on over that ’cause I’m smart.
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