Dirty Jokes

They should give this guy a test, you know, just to see how well the cure is going. Make him sit somewhere in a room with a guy in a lab coat: ‘OK, would you say that salmon, mocha and champagne are foods or colors?’

One day Mom was cleaning Junior’s room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a …

This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handkerchief. The lady was shocked but a little too shy …

See, what you women don’t understand about men is we need to see things. We need to see facial expressions. We need to see arms moving, sweat dripping. Plus, in the dark that sh*t is scary.

Q: What’s the similarity between a Rubik’s Cube and a penis?A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Q: What’s about six inches long and produces a white, frothy substance when rubbed back and forth and in and out?A: A toothbrush.

I’m a voluptuous woman — a big, beautiful woman — I don’t date no fat men. If you fat, please stay out of my face. What two fat people gonna do? Have a World Wrestling Federation match?

There is this third grade class with this kid named Rotten Reggie in it. One day, the teacher decides that she will ask the class one question every Friday and the student who gets it right can stay home from school on Monday. The whole class thinks this is a …

Men are simple. We just want to eat, have sex — wouldn’t mind eating again.

There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night, the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see-through blouse without a bra. Her grandmother told her to go back upstairs and “dress decent”. ”No, I want to show off …