Now that’s an extreme religion: Amish. Oh my God, it’s against their religion — it’s a sin for them — to ride in a car. Then I heard an Amish guy got hit and killed by a car. Isn’t that ironic? That would be like a Jewish person being electrocuted …
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Two guys show up in Heaven at the same time. The first guy says he froze to death, and the second guy tells him that he died of a heart attack.“How did that happen?” asks the first guy.“Well, I came home and thought I heard my wife with another man. …
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Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? A: They go to town and blow a couple of bucks.
Přečíst celý »Reggie McFadden: My Cousin’s Coming Out
I couldn’t believe he came out of the closet at the reunion. ‘Cause that’s not coming out of the closet anymore, that’s coming out of the apartment.
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Why did the redneck school stop teaching sex ed? They needed the car for driver’s ed.
Přečíst celý »Redneck Honeymoon
A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, “Please be gentle with me. I’m a virgin.” The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs …
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How do you know when you have a true redneck girl? When she can chew tabacco and give you a blow job at the same time, and knows which one to spit and which one to swallow.
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Two rednecks were sitting on their porch one afternoon and looked down at their dog who was licking his dick. One of the the guys looked at the other and said, ”I wish that I could do that.” The other one then said, ‘Don’t be stupid, man – that dog …
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Care to worm my hog?
Přečíst celý »Redneck Booty Call… Engines
Gentlemen, start your engines!
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