The prom king would like to meet you. He’s in my pants.
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That prom dress is coming off like… a prom dress.
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I didn’t mean to get my cummerbund on you.
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I want your booty near my boutonniere.
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A guy sees his new neighbor out in his backyard, so he decides to get acquainted. After introductions, he asks the new neighbor what he does for a living. The new neighbor says, “I’m a professor.” The first neigbhbor then asks, “Oh yeah, what do you teach?” “Logic,” the professor …
Přečíst celý »Professional Practical Jokes on the Groom
A dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.“I’ll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he’s making love,” says the carpenter.“I’ll hot wire his mattress so they’ll feel immense heat while making love,” says the …
Přečíst celý »Pregnant Nun
A. How do you get a nun pregnant? Q. Dress her up as an altar boy!
Přečíst celý »Pregnant Dairy Queen
Q: How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? A: Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
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Q: What two things can get a woman pregnant when they’re in the air?A: Her feet.
Přečíst celý »Potato, Potat-ho
Q: Two little potatoes stand on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute?
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