Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts. Seventy percent of the time, we can dispense freely. The other 30% of the time, such as at work, we have some tough decisions to make. This document is intended to …
Přečíst celý »Working Up a Sweat with Your Cousin
Q: What do you call the sweat on your balls after having sex with your cousin?A: Relative humidity.
Přečíst celý »Women vs. Dog Poop
Q: What’s the similarity between a woman and dog poop?A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Přečíst celý »Women Pass Less Gas
Q: Why do women pass less gas than men?A: Because women don’t keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.
Přečíst celý »Woman from Ealing (Limerick)
There was a young lady from Ealing, who had a peculiar feeling. She lay on her back, opened her crack and pissed all over the ceiling.
Přečíst celý »Wizard of Oz
A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first? The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!
Přečíst celý »Witches’ Ride
Why don’t witches wear undies? To get a better grip on their brooms.
Přečíst celý »Witches’ Broomsticks
Q: Why don’t witches wear undies?A: To get a better grip on their brooms.
Přečíst celý »Why Men Snore
Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?A: Because when their balls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.
Přečíst celý »Whore and Bungee Jumper
What do a whore and a bungee jumper have in common? They cost the same, last as long, and if the rubber breaks you’re fucked.
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