Sure, your hair’s blonde, but I’d kill to see your blackbeard. Yar!
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Can I drop my anchor in your lagoon? Yar!
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Q: What did Raggedy Ann do when she was horny? A: She sat on Pinocchio’s nose and said, “Tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie tell the truth tell a lie!!!”
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Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it, she would complain about splinters, so Pinocchio went to Gepetto about the problem. Gepetto told Pinocchio to go to the hardware store and buy some sandpaper to sand off the splinters before he had sex with his …
Přečíst celý »Pillsbury Doughboy
Q: What do you get when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? A: Doughnuts.
Přečíst celý »Pigskin Pro
What do you get when you cross a football player with a hooker? An illegal procedure.
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A city slicker went to the country to buy a pig. When he approached the pig farmer, he asked for a 25-pound pig. The pig farmer put the pig’s tail in his mouth and bobbed his head up and down. He then told the city slicker that the pig was …
Přečíst celý »Picture perfect
A husband said to his wife, “I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it .” The wife said to her husband, “I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it.”
Přečíst celý »Pickpockets and Gynecologists
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist? A pickpocket snatches watches and a gynecologist watches snatches.
Přečíst celý »Pickles & Deer
Q: What do you get when you cross a pickle with a female deer? A: A dildo.
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