Q: Why can’t blondes parallel park? A: Because guys keep telling them that 1 inch is really 6 inches.
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… Riddle
(Winking) What’s black and white, winks, and screws like a tiger?
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… Pregnant
You know how hard it is for you to get pregnant, so there’s nothing to worry about!
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… My Place
How about we go back to my place for bamboo and hot panda love? What’s the matter, you don’t like bamboo?
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… Endangered
Come on, we’re endangered. We HAVE to do it!
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… Eat
You eat bamboo, right?
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… Cute
Come on, I don’t have to tell you how cute you are–you know you’re a panda!
Přečíst celý »Panda Booty Call… Aphrodisiac
Forget rhino horn. The most powerful Chinese aphrodisiac is panda bone. And I got your stash right here.
Přečíst celý »Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles…
Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is known to be a hardened criminal!
Přečíst celý »Orgasm-isms
A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they …
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