Q. Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee and a dozen donuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? A. The girl who can eat the last donut.
Přečíst celý »No Laughing Matter
A guy goes to see a doctor who asks him, “What seems to be the matter?” The patient answers, “You have to promise not to laugh.” The doctor nods, and the patient pulls down his pants and reveals a very small penis. Holding back laughter, the doctor managed to ask, …
Přečíst celý »No Backseat Blonde
A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.“No!” yells the blonde.Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.“For the last time, no!” says the blonde. Frustrated, the …
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Q: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs who is having her period? A: Flo.
Přečíst celý »Nine Is Enough
Shortly after having her ninth baby, an Irish Catholic woman runs into her parish priest.He congratulates her on the new offspring and says, “Nine children is certainly a full house.”“Well,” she replies, “I don’t know how I get pregnant so often. It must be something in the air.”“Yes,” says the …
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Q: What’s a 68? A: You do me and I owe you!
Přečíst celý »New Bull
Three bulls heard the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.First Bull: “I’ve been here five years. I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.”Second Bull: “I’ve been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I’m keeping all my cows.”Third Bull: “I’ve …
Přečíst celý »Native American Hijinx
A little Native American boy asks his chief how babies in their tribe get their names. The chief replies, “When a baby is born, the father takes him outside of the teepee, holds him over his head, and names him after the first thing he sees – like ‘Running-Wolf’ or …
Přečíst celý »National Pastime
Show me a man that thinks baseball is the national pastime and I’ll show you a man who never played doctor when he was a kid!
Přečíst celý »My First Sexual Experience
Herman and his brother, Trevor live on a farm in Texas. One day Trevor rides on his bike into town and he sees a building on fire, so he goes back home and tells his brother, “Herman, Herman there is a fire and people are getting burned!” His brother says …
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