Two boys argue over whose parents are better.The first boy says, “My dad’s better than your dad.”The other boy says, “Well, my mom is better than your mom.”The first boy pauses, “I guess you’re right. My dad says the same thing.”
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Did you hear about the X-rated murder mystery? In the end, everybody did it!
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A typical macho man married typical good-looking woman and, after the wedding, laid down the following rules: ”I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect dinner to be on the table unless …
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A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike. “How’d you get that, son?” “By hiking.” “Hiking?” “Yeah, every night, Mom’s boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike.”
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Q: What is worse than waking up the morning after an orgy with pubic hair in your teeth?A: Waking up with a lump in your throat and a string hanging out of your mouth.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They’re both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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Q. How can you tell if a guy likes Moosehead? A. By the antler marks on his thighs!
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One day, two monks were in the vaults of the monastery going through the old scrolls. “You see, there are the originals,” said the first monk. “All the new scrolls were copied from these.” “Can I see one?” “Sure. This is one outlines the rules for monkdom–” All of a …
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A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away.One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her.She …
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Why don’t we go back to my place and throw our feces at each other?
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