I love a female who’s not afraid to pick the nits out of her own fur.
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Did you hear about the redneck who went to the hospital to have a mole removed from his d*ck?He swore off sex with them creatures forever.
Přečíst celý »Modern Science
Q: What food diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%?A: Her wedding cake.
Přečíst celý »Moby Dick
What is Moby Dick’s father’s name? Papa Boner.
Přečíst celý »Mmmmmmmmmm…
How is a soyburger like a dildo? They”re both substitutes for meat.
Přečíst celý »Mmmmmmmilk
A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. It happened that the equipment arrived when his wife was away. So he decided to test it on himself first. He inserted his penis into the equipment, turned the switch on, and voila, everything else was automatic! He really had a good time …
Přečíst celý »Miss Piggy’s Addition
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Přečíst celý »Mike Dugan: Florida Sex Scandals
Roxanne Pulitzer: sex scandal, Florida. William Kennedy Smith: sex scandal, Florida. Pee-Wee Herman: sex scandal, Florida. Now, if you look at Florida on a map — now, Florida’s lucky to be in warm water, too, because Maine has a peninsula, also, and it’s not nearly that size.
Přečíst celý »Mike Dugan: Blaming Music
If you’re gonna blame teen sex on rock ‘n’ roll, why don’t we just blame incest on country and western?
Přečíst celý »Meteorologist Booty Call… Pressure
Doppler radar’s picking up a ridge of high pressure… in my pants.
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