I’m known for my thrusting.
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Infection
No, don’t worry, that’s not infected. It’s supposed to be red.
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Hut
Your poorly thatched hut or mine?
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Grail
I’m searching for the Holy Grail. Can I check your pantaloons?
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Food
Want to grab something to eat? I know this serf who makes the most amazing gruel.
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Disease
You’re plague-free, I’m plague-free–we must be destined to meet.
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Cave
I’m looking for a cave to rest my dragon in.
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Bodkin
Why yes, that is a bodkin in my codpiece. I went a-hunting today. But I am happy to see you.
Přečíst celý »Medieval Booty Call… Bastard
How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.
Přečíst celý »Mechanical Sex
How do you know that an auto mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean
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