What has 100 teeth and eats weiners? A zipper!
Přečíst celý »We’re Studying Hard
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft was …
Přečíst celý »Ways To Annoy Bathroom Friends
1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ”May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. ”Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise. 4. ”Hmmm, I’ve never seen that …
Přečíst celý »Watch Where You Step
A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand. In his hand he’s holding a big pile of crap. He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, ”Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in.”
Přečíst celý »Wasp’s Nest
A man and a woman were on a nude beach when a wasp flew into the woman’s vagina. In a rush the guy pulled on his shorts, wrapped a towel around the woman, and ran to the hospital. When they got there the doctor said, “The only way I can …
Přečíst celý »Walks Into a Bar… The Ballerina
A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits.Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, “Buy that ballerina over there a …
Přečíst celý »Walks Into a Bar… Pissing Contest
Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a cowboy hat and the other wearing a Yankees cap. The guy in the Yankees cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: “I’ll bet you $1,000 that I can put a shot glass at one end of your bar and piss …
Přečíst celý »Walks Into a Bar… Name That Drink
A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.A drunken guy at the bar says, “I bet I can give you a drink that you can’t …
Přečíst celý »Walks Into a Bar… Leprechaun Pee
A leprechaun walks into a bar. After several pitchers of beer, the leprechaun runs over to a large, mean-looking guy, sticks out his tongue and spits all his legs. The guy reaches out to grab the leprechaun, only to miss him as he jumps back to his seat.“If you know …
Přečíst celý »Walks Into a Bar… Drunk Dry Cleaning
A drunk walks into a bar, orders a shot and and immediately pukes all over his own shirt. “Wha’ my gonna do now? My wifez gonna kill me.”“Relax,” the bartender says, “give me a five-dollar bill.” The bartender folds up the bill and puts it in the guy’s shirt pocket. …
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