Wow, your t-shirt is even more ironic than mine!
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Bored
Want to come over and be bored at my place?
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Beer
Can I buy you an ironically lowbrow beer?
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Bed
Seriously, this is what I really look like when I roll out of bed.
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Artist
You’re an artist, right?
Přečíst celý »Hipster Booty Call… Absinthe
My last girlfriend was the Green Lady. Of course I’m talking about absinthe.
Přečíst celý »Hillbilly Newlyweds
A newly married hillbilly couple decided they wanted children, but didn’t know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbor said they should go to town and ask the Big City Doctor. The doctor let them look at a child’s …
Přečíst celý »Here, Piggy, Piggy
An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house …
Přečíst celý »Helen Keller Masturbating
Q: Why did Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: So she could moan with the other hand.
Přečíst celý »Helen Keller Discovers Masturbation
Q: How did Helen Keller discover masturbation? A: She tried to read her own lips.
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