Dirty Jokes

Can I marinate in your juices?

Can I lick your bowl?

No, that’s a 20-centimeter Henckels knife, but I AM happy to see you.

There’s no refusin’ my infusion.

Sure, I love to cook, but that doesn’t mean I’m against eating out.

I can teach you how to handle a cucumber.

We can get as crudite as you want, baby.

I need your help making a cream sauce.

I’ll have you saying, “My compliments to the chef” in no time!

I can bring you to a full boil!