When I was 18 years old, one of my older brothers, he took me aside, and he told me he was gay. So, I called the police. I said, ‘Could you send over a cop car? My brother’s a homosexual.’ They said, ‘Sir, we cannot send over a cop car …
Přečíst celý »Gene Pompa: Change of Heart
She has a change of heart. She goes, ‘OK, I’ll have a three-way — you, me and another girl — but afterwards, you better seriously consider proposing to me.’ So I said alright, sounded fair. So we had the three-way, and like a month later, she goes, ‘Hey, aren’t you …
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May my shorts be with you!
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Sheets
I’d like to cascade all over your style sheets.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Series
If you had your own syndicated series, it’d be called “Babe-a-lon Five.”
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Routing
How’d you like to route my packet?
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Resistance
Resistance is futile!
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Rating
The thoughts I’m having about you are rated M for Mature.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… RAM
I have a lot of RAM in me. A lot.
Přečíst celý »Geek Booty Call… Precious
You are more precious than dilithium crystals.
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