What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
Přečíst celý »Why are elephants wiser than chickens
Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
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Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don’t know how to cook !
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Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !
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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it’s a baby elephant !
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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
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What do you call an elephant that can’t do sums ? Dumbo !
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Bill:”My homework is really difficult tonight, I’ve to write an essay on an elephant.”? Bert:”Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder..”
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Teacher:”To which family does the elephant belong ?” Pupil:”I don’t know, nobody I know owns one !”
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