What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
Přečíst celý »What do elephants say as a compliment
What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !
Přečíst celý »What did the elephant say to the famous
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It’s ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
Přečíst celý »Why did the elephant jump in
Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !
Přečíst celý »What is a baby elephant after he is five
What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !
Přečíst celý »What did the elephant say when the man
What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !
Přečíst celý »What to you get if you cross a parrot with an
What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
Přečíst celý »Who do elephants get their christmas
Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ? Elephanta Claus !
Přečíst celý »How do you hire an elephant ?
How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
Přečíst celý »My elephants got no trunk ?
My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !
Přečíst celý »