I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.”
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Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, “well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I’ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.” Patrick says, “that’s terrible, …
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A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he’ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: “Go …
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get when you cross
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole’
Přečíst celý »Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
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What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico? “Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
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Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!
Přečíst celý »The Arkansas lad was obviously
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. “Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger. “If my parents get divorced…will they still be brother and sister?”
Přečíst celý »How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder.
Přečíst celý »Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying.
Jewish telegram: “Begin worrying. Details to follow.”
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