Ethnic Jokes

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the …

Q: Where is the world’s fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!

One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. “God,” he said, “What is heaven like?” God replied, “Well, normally I don’t tell people this, but since …

The Englishman’s, Irishman’s and Scotsman’s wives go shopping one day to a big department store. While they are there a fire breaks out. Everyone in the store is killed, including the three women. Their husbands are summoned to the local police station where a policewoman breaks the news to them: …

Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. Why did you do that?asked the other men. We have plenty of fine wine in France, said the man. Next, the Cuban guy …

Q: Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? A: Because it was too cold outside.

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. “Well,” said the Englishman, “I support the Liverpool football club, so I’ll eat the liver.” “I support the Hearts club,” said the Scotsman, “so I’ll eat the …

Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: “Come behind the pyramid, and I’ll make you a mummy!”

What is the Cuban national anthem? Row Your Boat!