Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it’s too cold out-tide!
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Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program? A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been
Q: What do you call an Inibrian who has been buried for 1000 years? A: Peat!!!
Přečíst celý »Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to
Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.
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Q: Have you seen the polish mine detector. A1: Put you fingers in your ears and start stamping the ground with your foot.
Přečíst celý »Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German,
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put …
Přečíst celý »An Englishman, Frenchman,
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door …
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There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to the top and dropped a tape measure which the guide promptly read …
Přečíst celý »Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an
Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.” “Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that.” Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his …
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay …
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