There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was …
Přečíst celý »An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were
An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They all decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had passed 50 miles back) to get some help. A rancher was sitting on his front porch …
Přečíst celý »O’Connell was staggering home with a
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. “Please, God,” he implored, “let it be blood!”
Přečíst celý »A cop pulled up
A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your name and address?” “I’m Paddy O’Day, of no fixed address.” The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. “I’m Seamus O’Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy.”
Přečíst celý »Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner
Paddy was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly wandered by. “Help!” Paddy shouted, “Oi’m sinkin’!” Don’t worry,” assured Mick. “Next to the Strong Muldoon, Oi’m the strongest man in Erin, and Oi’ll pull ye right out o’ there.” Mick leaned out and grabbed Paddy’s …
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s Irish and sits
Q: What’s Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O’Furniture!
Přečíst celý »Q: What are the best ten years of an
Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman’s life? A: Third grade.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?
Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate? A: He’s the one with patches over both eyes.
Přečíst celý »The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and
The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” The girl said, “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest …
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