Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren’t any light bulbs in the 13th century.
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Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.
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Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to
Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don’t last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a
Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Americans does it take to change a
Q: How many Americans does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to replace it and one to tell him it was burned out (in states that still have car-inspection laws.) A: Three. One to stand on the ladder, and two to carry enough light bulbs until …
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request, one to say the Last Rites for the old lightbulb, ten volunteer firemen to …
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Scotsmen does it
Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don’t change light bulbs, it’s cheaper to sit in the dark’
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in
Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.
Přečíst celý »Q: How many newsmen does
Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he’ll tell everybody.
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