Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. “Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s …
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. “Look at their reserve, their calm,” muses the Brit. “They must be British.” “Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagrees. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.” “No clothes, no …
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. …
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the motto of the
Q: What’s the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union? A: Every man for himself.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s delaying the Polish space
Q: What’s delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
Přečíst celý »Q: What happens when a Polak
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.
Přečíst celý »Q: What happened to the Polish National
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.
Přečíst celý »Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He’s the one with a duck.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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