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Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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Q:What should Iraq get for its air defense system? A:A refund.
Přečíst celý »Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings them over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, definitely Caucasian white baby boy! “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents. “What will you name the baby”? The puzzled father looks at his new baby …
Přečíst celý »Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send 3 astronauts to space for 2 years. One was American, One was Russian and the other was English. NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each. The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to …
Přečíst celý »These two Scottish characters are chatting. One
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. “That’s a fine watch you got there!” says the other. “Yeah it is, isn’t it? I got it from my grandfather,” says the guy with the …
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Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
Přečíst celý »An American businessman goes to Japan on a
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there’s any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he’s in luck; there’s a pizza place that just opened, and they …
Přečíst celý »A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman were sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The Englishman says, There’s a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord buys you a drink for every that you buy. The Scot is not impressed and says, That’s nothing! In …
Přečíst celý »Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too
Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea? A: He drowned in his teapea.
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