A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. Ghandi replied, I think it would be a good idea.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can’t drive!
Přečíst celý »Once there were two chinese
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he …
Přečíst celý »Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes
Once a Sardarji (a caste man in India ) goes to visit a temple on a top of Mt. Abu, where the roads are like a zig-zag. At the starting point towards the Temple, a man tells Sardarji that it will be better to take his car in reverse to …
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber
Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why don’t Polish people kill frogs?
Q: Why don’t Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it’s their national bird.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the capital of
Q: What’s the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
Přečíst celý »Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a
Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don’t have lightbulbs in caves’
Přečíst celý »A Texan, a Russian, and
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease, says the waiter. The Texan says, What’s a shortage? The Russian says, …
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