Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave, when a guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts pulling out fish as fast a he can drop his hook …
Přečíst celý »Heard the one about the three blondes that
Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn’t catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
Přečíst celý »If you’re fishing on ice, you should
If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
Přečíst celý »One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.” He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no …
Přečíst celý »Mother
Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend.
Přečíst celý »Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing
Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold
Přečíst celý »There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit …
Přečíst celý »Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
Q:what did the fish say when he hit the concrete wall? A:Damn
Přečíst celý »It was well known that a certain lake was very
It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: “How is it that you are catching fish out of …
Přečíst celý »A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover
A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope. “That’s what I like to see,” said the priest, “A man helping his fellow man.” As he was walking away, one local remarked to the …
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