Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed’
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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can’t hear you.
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I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
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Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I’ll give you a hundred …
Přečíst celý »Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby’
Přečíst celý »One man’s hobby was fishing, he spent all
One man’s hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, …
Přečíst celý »What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !
Přečíst celý »Which fish can perform operations ?
Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
Přečíst celý »What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !
Přečíst celý »Where do fish wash ?
Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !
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