Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !
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What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? ‘Your plaice or mine’ !
Přečíst celý »Why is a fish easy to weigh ?
Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !
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What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !
Přečíst celý »Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Přečíst celý »Why do penguins eat fish?
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
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Where do fish come from? Finland!
Přečíst celý »Which fish dresses the best?
Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!
Přečíst celý »What kind of fish will help you hear better ?
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !
Přečíst celý »What do naked fish play with ?
What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !
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