WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?” HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”
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Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. “If you’re watching your weight,” came one suggestion, “those diet frozen dinners are good.” The man then added: “But get two. They’re small.”
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Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
Přečíst celý »Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
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What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
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What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did one strawberry say to the
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”
Přečíst celý »What do you call an egg from outer space?
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
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What’s a doll’s favorite food? Barbie-Q!
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call cheese that’s not
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
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