Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in? They had to pay the jockey overtime!
Přečíst celý »Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you? Horse: Sure! Girl: What do you call it? Horse: Same as you do. Mare!
Přečíst celý »Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse
Have you read the book, “100-mile Horse Trek” Who wrote it? Major Bumsore
Přečíst celý »How did the instructor try to make horse riding
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Přečíst celý »How do jockeys determine which
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Přečíst celý »How do you go about hiring a horse?
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
Přečíst celý »How do you hire a horse?
How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof!
Přečíst celý »How do you lead a horse to water?
How do you lead a horse to water? With lots of carrots.
Přečíst celý »How do you make a small fortune out of
How do you make a small fortune out of horses? Start off with a large fortune!
Přečíst celý »How much money did the bronco have?
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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