Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn’t sing very well. ‘Does that make you homesick?’ someone asked Pierre. ‘No,’ he answered. ‘Just sick sick!
Přečíst celý »John was hard at work with
John was hard at work with the broom in his family’s tent. His mother came in and said, ‘That’s nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?’ ‘No,’ John answered. ‘I’m sweeping out the dirt.
Přečíst celý »Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents
Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods. ‘How far is it to town?’ Terry wanted to know. ‘Six miles,’ said Debbie. ‘That’s too far to walk,’ Terry replied. ‘It’s not too bad,’ Debbie said. ‘We can each walk three miles!
Přečíst celý »Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was
Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
Přečíst celý »Dawn was
Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds. Tony and Steve were lying in their tent. ‘That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,’ Tony announced. Steve turned to him and said, ‘Why didn’t you wake me up? You know I can’t sleep during a storm!
Přečíst celý »Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they’re both cracked!
Přečíst celý »How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome.
How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. “You’re welcome. “
Přečíst celý »How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when
How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
Přečíst celý »Why was the banker bored? Because he lost
Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
Přečíst celý »Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because
Why can’t you keep secrets in a bank? Because of all the tellers.
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