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If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !
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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !
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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !
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They’re perfectly matched. He’s blinded by love and her looks are out of sight !
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What’s a cow’s favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.
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Where do mermaids go to see movies? …The dive-in
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?” “Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.
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