What do you use to cut the ocean? A seasaw
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What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !
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Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician? To get a bit of light relief.
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Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
Přečíst celý »Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !
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Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone !
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Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !
Přečíst celý »I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
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